this is my favorite thing of the day
ok no but imagine gay cowboys that aren’t “sad about bein gay” cowboys blushing w/ boots going ”i want u to be my partner, partner” “but i AM your partner, partner” “no but like i want you t be my partner partner, partner” “*low whistle* *tips brim of hat to cover blush* well howdy doody” “is that a yeS??? ??”
IT WOULD BE CUTE OK….
dear mr. former principal;
AFTER THE HELLISH COUPLE OF MONTHS YOU PUT ME THROUGH LAST YEAR YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TELL ME YOUR GOING TO MISS ME. YOU LOST THAT RIGHT WHEN YOU TOOK AWAY THE LAST BIT OF PRIDE I HAD LEFT.
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
i feel kinda bad for guys. i take my best friend out on ‘dates’ all the time (we’re both girls) and it’s super great. we’ll just call/text each other with an “i want food, you pick the place” and we go. no questions. no homophobia. just two girls, on a date, who are not ‘dating’.
and if you look up the dictionary definition of date it’s a “social appointment engagement, or occasion arranged beforehand with another person”. no promises, commitments, implications or what have you; simply people enjoying the company of other people. raw pure and simple. and if there happens to hand holding or kiss goodbye, well, there’s a nice added bonus.
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"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
i can accept this as long as it is understood that there is a very large difference between lemonade and lemon water.